{"id":724,"date":"2006-12-24T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T23:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/2006\/12\/24\/incredibell\/"},"modified":"2006-12-24T23:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-24T23:14:00","slug":"incredibell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/2006\/12\/24\/incredibell\/","title":{"rendered":"Incredibell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Jz4f840sc_c\/RY8KC704GQI\/AAAAAAAAAAk\/62JnzA_PCFQ\/s1600-h\/incredibell.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_Jz4f840sc_c\/RY8KC704GQI\/AAAAAAAAAAk\/62JnzA_PCFQ\/s320\/incredibell.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5012235955822139650\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Bells are so uncool.<\/p>\n<p>But they come in handy. On my commute I have to go through a park. A park full of dogs and apparently dumb mother fuckers. I&#8217;ll say:<br \/>&#8220;mind if I come through?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;On your Left&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Heads up&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t listen&#8230; So I tried a bell. They hear the bell, don&#8217;t always know what to do, sometimes they give you a dirty look. Whatever, the bell works. And it fits on the bar and hasn&#8217;t rusted yet.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like $6 are REI.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bells are so uncool. But they come in handy. On my commute I have to go through a park. A park full of dogs&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}