{"id":689,"date":"2007-07-24T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T17:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/2007\/07\/24\/vino-vino-vino\/"},"modified":"2007-07-24T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T17:15:00","slug":"vino-vino-vino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/2007\/07\/24\/vino-vino-vino\/","title":{"rendered":"vino&#8230;vino&#8230;vino&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this and thought it was cool:<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/l.yimg.com\/www.flickr.com\/images\/spaceball.gif\">http:\/\/l.yimg.com\/www.flickr.com\/images\/spaceball.gif<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If I had something pantographed on my saddle, it would be an angry<br \/>chipmunk jumping on a piece of white bread.<\/p>\n<p>Then I saw this and thought it was sad:<br \/>http:\/\/www.velonews.com\/tour2007\/details\/articles\/12910.0.html<\/p>\n<p>Then I read the bottom part about millar wanting to cry and I remembered<br \/>that in fact all bike riders are bitches, you know why? Cause they shave<br \/>their legs and are always on a diet.<\/p>\n<p>-Joe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this and thought it was cool:http:\/\/l.yimg.com\/www.flickr.com\/images\/spaceball.gif If I had something pantographed on my saddle, it would be an angrychipmunk jumping on a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/redrocksreview.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}